OMG IT'S GACKT!! ----->
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Gackt Camui doesn’t walk, the ground moves under his feet.
Once a cobra bit Gackt Camui’s leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Gackt doesn’t dye his hair. He can make it change colors at will.
Gackt Camui has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants.
Gackt doesn’t make appointments for photoshoots. Cameras are magically attracted to him.
Ares isn’t really the god of Hades- he’s only keeping the throne warm for Camui Gackt.
Gackt doesn’t mean to be naked, his clothes are just too intimidated by him to stay on.
Apple pays Gackt Camui 99 cents every time he downloads a song.
Gackt Camui visited the Virgin Islands once. They are now The Islands
Gackt Camui doesn’t bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
Ice cream falls on pavement because it’s not worthy enough for Gackt’s tongue.
When Gackt Camui does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Gackt Camui once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
B.C. is actually ‘before Camui’.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Gackt Camui out. It failed miserably.
Gackt is actually the 8th wonder of the world!
God wanted a person that would be more beautiful than woman, and much stronger than man. So he created Gackt Camui.
The secret ingredient in AXE body spray is Camui Gackt’s sweat.
Nosebleeds are caused by Gackt. Even if he’s not around.
Money doesn’t make the world go ‘round. Gackt Camui does.
Those aren’t credits that roll after Fuurin Kazan. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode due to Gackt.
Gackt Camui is such a mesmerizing vampire thet people volunteer to be Gackt Camui’s food supply. This is known as DEARS.
Gackt can cause women to have orgasms 1/2 way around the world, just by thinking it.
Gackt Camui doesn’t take matrix-style showers to workout his abs, he’s so hot that the water evaporates before it reaches him.
There is no Fountain of Youth, just Camui Gackt.
Gackt Camui is the only person in the world with a license to pilot a Gundam.
The Bermuda Triangle was a resort until they put salt on Gackt’s margarita.
The Big Bang? That was when Gackt decided to pop his bubble gum.
On Earth Day, Green Peace announced that they made a startling discovery: The reason for global warming is Gackt’s hotness!
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Gackt Camui. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island and retrieve the footage.
Gackt’s love for spicy thing is because he can’t eat anything that is not hot as he is.
July 4. The day GACKT was born… He set America free.
Gackt CAN dance, it’s just that the rest of the world can’t.
Every time Gackt performs a pelvic thrust, an earthquake occurs and the dead rise from the pit of hell to follow his command.
A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Gackt, and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
The moon doesn’t orbit around the earth…it orbits around Gackt…
If you play a Gackt CD backwards, you get passages from the Kama Sutra and the Art Of War.
When God rested on the seventh day, it was because Gackt took over.